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Petty in Every Can

110 Calories

No Added Sugar

0 Carbs

Real Fruit Juice

Water

5% ABC

Natural Ingredients

Added Petty


Just like your feelings, our ingredients are real.
We make seltzers with real fruit, alkaline water, alcohol.
You add the Petty.
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