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Everything is an insult if you try hard enough. Get offended by the weather, and definitely by what your neighbor's cat did. Sip Petty Pearl whiling doing it.
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Petty in Every Can

real Fruit

Pettiness

Natural Flavor

Gluten Free

Water

alcohol

GMO Free

No Coffee


Just like your feelings, our ingredients are real.
We make seltzers with real fruit, alkaline water, alcohol.
You add the Petty.
Why People Love Us...Kinda.

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