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Just like your feelings, our ingredients are real.
We make premium cocktails with real fruit, alkaline water, and vodka.
You add the Petty.
Happy Customers
Now, I can’t enjoy anything without questioning my life choices. Thanks for the existential crisis!
100% recommend. Finally, a seltzer that understands my need for drama and attitude.
I never knew seltzer could be this extra. It's like drinking liquid sarcasm, and I can't get enough.
Petty Pearl has officially become my spirit drink. It's like a little black dress – appropriate for any occasion, as long as that occasion involves being fabulous and slightly petty
I used to wonder if my drink could match my personality. Thanks to Petty Pearl, it now does. It's like a liquid version of my inner pettiness. A must-try for all aspiring drama queens!
Now, instead of just rolling my eyes, I can hand someone a Petty Pearl with and I've offended them and shut them up because they have to drink it.
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