FAQs
Frequently Asked Questions
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What is Petty Pearl?
Petty Pearl is a hard seltzer with a petty personality. It’s crisp, refreshing, and comes with 5% ABV—so you can sip while silently judging everyone around you.
Is Petty Pearl actually healthy?
Well, it’s not a kale smoothie, but yes—it’s 110 calories, 0 carbs, no added sugar, and made with real fruit juice. Basically, it’s guilt-free pettiness in a can.
Where can I buy Petty Pearl?
Use our Store Locator to track us down, or just keep refreshing the site like an ex stalking Instagram until we pop up near you.
What does it taste like?
Like sparkling water with an attitude. Refreshing, fruity, slightly sarcastic, and definitely better than whatever Karen brought to the party.
Is it gluten-free?
Yes, darling. No gluten, no carbs, no drama—unless you count the drama you bring.
Can I drink Petty Pearl if I’m on a diet?
Of course. With 110 calories and 0 carbs, it pairs beautifully with every fad diet from keto to “I’ll start Monday.”
Why the name “Petty Pearl”?
Because life’s too short not to be a little petty—and pearls make everything classier, even your sass.
How many cans until I feel petty?
Honestly? One. But scientifically speaking—drink responsibly, because we’re petty, not reckless.
